Well, in an indirect message only understood by wisemen and wisewomen, comedian Jemutai has revealed what she would do with neighbors crushing on her.
While complaining about the cold weather, comedian Jemutai said that one way of keeping warm was by drinking hot tea and having a neighbor who can “keep secrets”. By neighbor, Jemutai meant a man that they can easily smash with then keep the same as a private affair.
“Hi bairidi inataka chai na mahindi ya nyumbani Na jirani anajua kuweka siri.” She posted on her official social media platforms.
Her fans being people who read between words noticed that Jemutai meant having a neighbor who could keep her sehemu za siri. below were the comments:
“Utastukia umeharibu BOMA ya wenyewe.”
“?ati jirani anajua kuweka ndani sanaa???Iris war iris.”
“Hapo kwa “na jirani anajua kuweka siri”, yani uwe jirani kwa kujua kuweka siri bana toa,”
“Jemutai toto la mama! Haki wewe! Jirani anajua …………sehemu za siri.”
“Oh my goodness ? chemutai nimekwama hapo kwa jirani anajua kuweka Siri.”
“Hii baridi inataka chai na mahindi ya nyumbani ??.Na jirani anajua kuweka siri ??”
“He he! Wewe mwenyewe ulijipeleka kwa mahindi ya jirani vumilia na hali yako.”
“Chungana na jirani..acha akue jirani at a condition of a no go zone..Utastukia umeharibu BOMA ya wenyewe.”
In the meantime, Jemutai has been on an on and off relationship with prof Hamo whom at some point she accused of being a deadbeat dad to their two kids.
According to the female comedian, the only thing prof Hamo provided for his kids were oreo chocolates for ten Kenya shillings. As a result, she threatened to sell her Facebook followers like Mitumba (at two shillings each) so that she could get money to provide for herself and the kids.
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